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September 21, 2013

Bourne Deception : A Disappointing And Brainless Bourne Novel

The Bourne Deception By Eric Van Lustbader Smoothie Review

Okay, the reason why I am reading this book is not as random as usual. Yes. I did get it used from a odd source, but my reasoning for grabbing it went well beyond “Hey, why not?” The book is The Bourne Deception, a Bourne novel written by Eric Van Lustbader who bought the rights to the series shortly after Robert Ludlum died. (RIP Mr. Ludlum. I adored your work.) And I read his first Bourne novel (where he continued off of the original series) a while back called the Bourne Legacy. I had low expectations at first with this, “How dare they!” attitude of taking the work of my favorite espionage writer, taking it as his own, and was pleasantly surprised by how much I love it. So I decided to try another.

So to start off with, before I go into detail about the review, I want to get something clear. Lustbader Bourne is not the Ludlum Bourne. Ludlum Bourne was serious, was written with deep knowledge of the CIA woven in, and was set in the sixties and seventies. The last one he wrote, the Bourne Ultimatum was in the seventies focusing on how Bourne is getting too old to do thins anymore. The Lustbader Bourne is magically young again set in modern day as well as the fact the characters from Ludlum’s books with the exception of his wife and kids are dead. It’s more fun dumb action scenes in exotic locations. They are nothing like the earlier novels so you can’t expect the same thing from the two.

So as I started reading I realized that there apparently a book of two between the last one I read and this one. (a very annoying thing I hate about book series. I try to read stand along more often a than not because of this.) Jason Bourne is on the tropical island Bali with his new girlfriend Moira. His wife Maurie is not mentioned other than the fact he mourns her, so I could only assume she is dead and there’s no mention of his children at all. And while there Arkadan, Bourne’s arch enemy from Treadstone (Introduced in the previous books I assume), sends a man to kill him. Bourne’s shot right in the chest and among the chaos it assumed (except for Moira who knows the truth) that Bourne is dead. But of course Bourne is not dead. A doctor and old friend from Treadstone got him in a hospital where he went through multiple surgeries to get the bullet out of his chest that graze his heart.

Meanwhile Moria goes back home. She hears from a friend that there is something she needs to know only to see him shot but not before getting a thumb drive from him. From there on out, she is on mission to find out what is happening as men from Noah Pearl’s government agency Black try to kill her every step of the way. Meanwhile Soraya another government figure heads to Egypt with a team, to arrive at a suspected terrorist attack on a plane. But as she investigates, she find that it might not be Iranians as they first thought, but Americans behind it falling into a web of conspiracy. Arkaden meanwhile is viciously training a army for a secret mission with the help of some their crooked Russians allies. And for the first half of the book Bourne is in Bali recovering on a spiritual journey annoyingly pondering questions about his identity (which were all answered in the Ludlum novels) until someone sends a man to kill him again making him seek revenge finally to track down his killer. All of this does oddly tie up into one web of conspiracy thankfully.

So the good and bad. First, I think I will start with the bad. It is sticking in my mind so much better than the good right now. The first thing I must mention is that this is a Bourne novel with very little Bourne at all. It is much more about Soraya and Moira. Bourne’s spiritual journey and reacting to the fact that his fate is the same as that of Shiva, the god of death and resurrection, did not fit. And once the ball gets rolled on the action, Bourne is in only two fight scenes. Also I wonder if Lustabador read Ludlum’s books at all, because if he did, he would realize that all of Bourne’s questions of identity were answered. Believe it or not he did get his memory back in Supremacy. So playing the confused tortured soul in book seven or in this case four of Lustabador series seemed silly to me. The pacing was disjointed making it boring and there was huge problem with this book, was the lack of realism. I know I’m not expecting this author to live up to Ludlum but there’s a difference between dumb fun and insulting stupidity. For being a spy as clever as Bourne, he makes some of the dumbest decisions and the people around him were just as stupid. Not to mention some of the things done in this book was absolutely ridiculous. Like there is scene where Moira’s locked in a closet. They tape it off leaving a crack. Then crank the vacuum to suck the air out. But excuse me, what kind of house vacuum does that? Even if it was a secret government weapon of some sort, it would have to have a fitting that is air tight in relation to the opening. Highly unlikely . And the key hole anyone? And then as the book builds up the tension in this scene. Guess what? There’s air vent like in every room in a house has. So there is name chance of suffocation. Just one example of a stupid area showing this author’s mistakes, not just with the spy themes, but just physics to general. Also the climax is disappointing.

So now I’m moving onto the good. Even after I just butchered the book, you’re probably asking what could be good? Well there are a couple redeeming qualities and that comes in from of a couple side stories later in the book. The first is Arkadan tries to help a abused wife and child after he fails to stop the killing of her son. Though it has nothing to do with the main story, its nice to see another side of the bad guy. I always love it when the author is bold enough to blur the lines between good and evil. It Reminds us all, that not all bad guys are pure evil and are human in some sense. It was interesting. Another side story is a girl Bourne meets. She’s delivering a painting, and is oddly suspicious, is lying to Bourne, just as Bourne is lying to her.

……………………………..Spoiler alert……………………..

It turn out she is a spy as well, living a double life just as Bourne is never being herself. She double crosses Bourne leading to her death. As she dies she talks to Bourne. “Why is it people feel they have to lie with each other?” she begins the scene with. It is such a moving sub story. At her death, I thought I might have been reading a different book. It was done so well another compared to the rest, which only frustrates me. Why couldn’t this be the central story of the novel? A story where Bourne ran into a femme fatale double agent maybe. It just had so much more substance. Collectively this is above thirty pages out of six hundred though.

……………………………..End of spoiler…………………………………

The only other interesting element is Bourne trying to limit what he can do. But this is not used to potential it had. It is only mentioned off and on here and there.

Overall, the book biggest crime is, as it tries to be smart, the dumber it becomes. Simple fun like his first novel the worked perfectly, but the entire book here was ultimately horrible and the exception of the two tiny subplots. I have another Lustabader Bourne novel somewhere and now I’m afraid to read it. That’s how bad it was. And if for some crazy reason, you have it laying around, I say rip out those tiny substories and read those only. Other than that I recommend you to avoid this novel. I read reviews of this on Goodreads after finishing and a reader said, “Ludlum would be rolling over in his grave if he knew what became of his work,” and sadly I must agree.

Overall Rating: A Disappointing and brainless Bourne Novel.

1 Smoothie out of four.

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September 18, 2013

House Of Wizards : Something That Could Be So Much Grander Than A Short

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House of Wizards By Laurell K Hamilton

I just finished another long book so that means it’s time to take break with a short story. Once again I’m pulling the tale from my favorite shots story collection. Strange Candy By Laurell K Hamilton. This time is a short story called House of Wizards.

So what is it about? Well imagine you’re a plain Jane American woman who has just married the man of your life and he happens to be a wizard. After the marriage, the two you decide to meet his parents and announce the news. Only thing is, non wizards and wizards do not intermarry normally. Also, wizards never do anything themselves. They have spells and magic that do everything for them. They live in a chaotic almost ‘Harry Potter’ world like environment. So what would that be like for you? Certainly very interesting and that is what this story does. It explores that concept.

So the good? Wildly original and simple concept. I loved the characters. The vast differences between the life styles were interesting. The fact that she has to show them that things can be done without magic is interesting and comical. I would live to see a idea alike this expanded into a novel or some other sort of media.

The bad? Well, it did not live to its full potential. Quirky and fun it was, but so much more could have been done with it. There was no drama. The conflict was chaotic. And once the reader is pulled into the story it ends. As much as I love this piece, I see no point to it rather than the author playing with a fun idea.

Overall it’s a great piece. Fun and imaginative. I just wish it was longer.

2 smoothies out of four.

Overall rating: Something That could be so much grander Beyond A Short

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September 6, 2013

The Thief Lord : Despite Its Imagination Originality, It Can’t Save The Story From The Lack Of Action.

The Thief Lord By Cornelia Flunk Smoothie review

So another book from my giant “to read” list is pulled at random. It has been read now and is ready for a review. What is it this time? Its called the Thief Lord by Cornola Funke. Where it came from? I’m not sure. I just know my edition is a very battered paperback and with the imagination this author put into her previous Ink Heart novels, I could only hope that this would be just as good.

So what is the story about? It’s about a number of different things. A great number of story lines intertwine into one by the end. The main focus is the band of orphans living inside a abandoned movie theatre and doing what they can to live on the streets of Venice. The gang is a likable bunch who gets some things they value from being thieves. But most things come from this shadow in the night, Scipio, the thief lord who robs from the rich and give to the orphans in Venice. Two of these orphans are brothers, who ran away from their rich aunt. Their aunt wanted to keep the younger boy named Bo and then throw his older brother in a boarding school. Not wanting to be separated, they went on the run to a place that their late mother called magical, “Venice.” So anyways their aunt hires a detective to find Bo. So the kids run into trouble when the snoop starts chasing after them. Meanwhile Scipio, and the gang are offered a great deal to rob a expensive house and revenue the equivalent of $500,000 in return So they start to get to work on the house, but odd events unfold as Scipio is not who he says he is. Even odder things happen when they uncover thee mystery that ties a old Venice fairy tale and their client together.

This story is a mix of elements taken from Robin Hood, Oliver Twist, and oddly enough toward the need it has a little bit of “Something Wicked Comes This Way.” It has a lot nods to those earlier works. So if you read the classics, you’ll know what sort of book it is.

Anyway onto the good and bad? Let’s start with the good. It is a young adult novel that manages to stand out from the rest. With an over saturation of supernatural teen romances and epic Harry Potter and Percy Jackson like fantasies, it s nice to see some do something that does not fall in with all the others. Though written in a simple fashion, the characters are enjoyable. And most of all, the book is unpredictable, which is great. I hate knowing the ending of a book.

The bad boils down to one real element that hurts the whole story. Since it is oriented for a younger audience, the author was very hesitant about inserting any violence. There were parts, where they were leading you to something exciting and then it turned into a kid friendly solution and I would sadly find myself disappointed. There was so much more potential with the story than what the author did.

Overall its original and interesting. But it is directed toward a younger audience, so it’s not for everyone. So I say its great for kids, and if you are a lover of classic you might get something out of it too. Despite my praise for originality it gets a mediocre score.

2 smoothies out of four.

Overall Rating: Despite its imagination Originality. It can’t save the Story From the Lack of Action.

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September 1, 2013

Geese : A Dark Yet Charming Masterpiece About A Swan Princess.

Geese By Laurell K Hamilton Smoothie Review

Just finished another long book, so I decided to read something short. Once again I read a short story from Laurell K Hamilton’s Strange Candy collection. And yes I know, I said I would alternate through these but as I reach for my short story collections on my book shield, this has been my favorite anthology so far. So sorry for what should I call it? Repetitiveness. Anyway, the story is called Geese.

So what is Geese? It is about a young sorceress called Alatir and is set in a medieval fantasy sort of world. As a child the evil lord Madaux killed her family and took the kingdom. Being extremely powerful, Alatir challenged him. She lost and for that, he cursed her. He puts a “geas” spell on her, where she will keep trying to kill him even though he is more powerful and she will die. It’s a uncontrollable urge of a curse. She does the only thing she knows to do to escape it. She turns into the only animal immune to it. A goose. And among the geese, she loves the free life with no worries. She even falls in love. But after a many years pass, she see children captured by Madaux men who returned into the county side. And seeing this Alatir leaves her new life and accepts her fate in order to save the children.

So the good? It’s just so simple and fresh. Yes it has some swan princess elements in it, but it is a great tale. Everything worked so well. Even the love story aspect worked. Sure falling in love with a goose may seem weird, but told from her perspective with a fantastic ending it didn’t seem weird at all.

The bad? It’s so short. This is such book material. I feel Hamilton needs to take a break from her erotic stuff she’s doing to write a amazing novel like this. It holds so much potential. Such a shame. I an only hope she’ll return to it one day.

Overall, it’s a wonderful story. I loved every bit of it. And its is just so darn charming. I recommend it anymore. Well not children of course. Hamilton always has a preference to throw something dark here and there. Anyone ever thirteen I would say. It’s such a great read.

4 smoothies out of Four

Overall Rating: A Dark Yet Charming Masterpiece About A Swan Princess.

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